I use twitter and I found the twitter profile of Darth Vader (I know it's not Darth Vader, I know it's some guy who decided to just make this account, but he stays in character (sorta) and it's really funny)
Here are some of my favorite tweets by @DepressedDarth
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The Jedi use disposable AAA batteries in their lightsabers, while Sith lightsabers are powered by solar energy. Who's evil now?
If you are reading this tweet and struggling to breathe, that's me force choking you through the computer.
I'd feel bad for kids who have to go #withoutshoes, but I have to go #withoutlegs, so pardon my lack of sympathy
Southwest has grounded its fleet due to a small hole in one plane. I completely understand, small holes can lead to much bigger problems.
If we had captured R2-D2, we'd have replaced the Death Star plans with "Never Gonna Give You Up." Rickroll those stupid rebels.
The awkward moment when you blow up your daughter's home planet and she is standing right next to you.
I thought Jar Jar Binks was an entertaining character in the prequel movies. #aprilfools
Tatooine's two suns mean we don't have to deal this annoying daylight savings thing. If only we could get rid of the murderous sand people.
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If you want to follow his account here is a link.
http://twitter.com/#!/DepressedDarth
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Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:05 pm by Charlotte123
Subject: Darth Vader on twitter 
